9 Things Only Bisexuals Can Understand

We bisexuals are magical creatures. We have powers gifted to us that no monosexual (gay or straight) could fathom. Here are just a few experiences only bisexuals can understand.

1. Having to be an on call translator from your gay and straight friends.

2. Going to see a movie and falling for the hero and the heroine.Actual photo of me. ^^

3. Having (bi)invisibility powers and knowing they come with great responsibility.

4. When you meet another out bisexual in the wild and do the secret bisexual handshake.

5. Seemingly giving people amnesia because they ask you if you’re still bisexual every time you see them.

6. Not being indecisive in your love life but indecisive in what to wear.

7.  Being able to appreciate all the butts in the room.

8. Relating to every love song with every pronoun and crying uncontrollably to all of them.

9. Surviving the marriage apocalypse in which media said gay marriage instead of same-sex marriage erasing bisexuals.