Indiana Republican Bob Morris’ refused to sign a resolution celebrating the Girl Scout’s 100-year anniversary based on his assertion that it has become a “radicalized” organization, and Conan O’Brien responded by devising an entirely new line of rad Girl Scout cookie flavors.
Morris, the only lawmaker in the Indiana House to nix signing the resolution, called the Girl Scouts “a tactical arm of Planned Parenthood” that wants to “promote a homosexual agenda.” Based on Morris’ assertions about the Girl Scouts O’Brien and the gang came up with new flavors of cookies including “Roe v. Wafers” and “Heather Has Two Mallomars” among several other wonderfully new radical cookie types!
Check out O’Brien’s satire below:























































































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