Hear ye, Hear ye. Ladies. It's the chance of a lifetime. Open up the coffers and whip out the checkbook because erstwhile actress and lesbian Lindsay Lohan is climbing on to the auction block for Haiti relief, according to the Examiner.

Lohan has joined forces with the Altitude London's Brit Awards Celebration on Feb. 16 at the Millbank Tower in Westminster, with proceeds going to the Red Cross for Haiti relief.  The tabloid darling will host the awards and she has also agreed to be sold and bought in a celebrity auction. 

Having recently flaked on a $150,000 pay date to the Vienna Opera Ball with Austrian billionaire - and we're guessing, werid old man - Richard Lugner, bids for Lohan's time could top that six figure number.

Forking over funds for Lohan will earn a lucky girl or guy  'First Class flights to LA plus a week at the Peninsula Hotel and a night out with Lindsay Lohan, Sunday Brunch for 4 at The River Room, and the ultimate cinema experience at the Millbank Cinema & Media Centre for the winner + 400 friends.'

While good sense dictates that Lohan could forgo the whole date, auction, selling herself thing by digging into her closet - recently featured on Hoarders - dusting off several hundred pairs of once-worn Louboutins and opening an account on eBay for Haiti relief, it turns out that philanthropic little Lohan has already done just that. She's already donating all proceeds of her 6126 leggings line to the Save The Children organization.

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