Is coffee not enough to get your day going? Not even a cold shower to jump start your morning? Well take it from Mandy Moore – and use Red Bull’s new and exclusive product: Red Bull Energy Douche!
It’s easy, efficient, and effective! Apply every ten minutes [or as needed] and the high caffeine levels (that are incidentally only legal in Europe) will give you the daily boost you and your vagina need to get you through a tough day of meetings, phone calls, and the average run around us busy women must deal with.
Side effects may include twitching, irregular odors, sudden and often violent moodswings, hysterical laughter, unrelenting crying spells, and dizziness/bloating. If you’d like to see if Red Bull Energy Douche is right for you, check it out below!
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