Sam Ronson's Twitter Battle with Joan Rivers: Defending Lindsay Lohan

Yet another celebrity Twitter battle has begun! Although, this one is slightly surprising. Its not who is twattering that is shocking, but who is being defended by one of the twatters. Joan Rivers and Samantha Ronson are going at it, and Sam is defending her famous felon-esque ex-girlfriend, Lindsay Lohan.

The battle started when Joan got behind a mic and threw down a few funny ones about Lindsay's shenanigans. Sam got offended, and stepped up as Lindsay's new public defender, of sorts. 

Here is what Joan posted on twitter:

Lindsay Lohan said she wouldn't mind being under oath because she thought Oath was a Norwegian ski instructor. 

2:57 PM Jul 9th via web

Lindsay Lohan is so dumb. Her idea of being sworn in is cursing at the judge.

3:38 PM July 9th via web

I was just reading about the new Lindsay Lohan diet, which is all liquid. 80 proof. 

3:44 PM July 9th via web

Lindsay Lohan had "Fuck You" painted on her nails. What people don't know is that the judge had "Eat me you party skank," painted on hers. About 22 hours ago via web.

Samantha came back at Joan's twat with:

Hey Joan Rivers - you have collagen older than Lindsay, pick on someone your own age, oh wait, I guess people that old can't hear. #bully

about 16 hours ago via web

I was thinking Sam was going to say that everyone that is her age is gone, but I guess saying that they are deaf in response to something written on Twitter (since deaf people can't read?), is much more accurate? 

I am always apt to take a lezzie's side over a crazy piece of fossilized plastic's, but really Sam?

At least someone is defending Lindsay...

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