Dan Levy's Unaired SNL Skit Perfectly Drags Makeup Marketed 'For Men'

Toxic masculinity? Schitt's Creek star Dan Levy doesn't have time for that! 

The Emmy winner made his hosting debut on Saturday Night Live this past weekend, and although there were plenty of comedy gems that aired throughout the night (like rolling around in bed with Bowen Yang while lusting over Zillow listings), it's a hilarious unaired sketch that has all of our attention right now! 

Simply entitled "Men's Cosmetics," the previously unreleased skit perfectly drags the ridiculous marketing techniques beauty companies use to sell makeup to men who wouldn't want to otherwise purchase "girly" things. 

"Formulated just for the guys, Man Stain helps you look your best!" the video's narrator (who is affecting a deep, macho voice) says in the flawless spoof of very real-world male makeup marketing gimmicks. 

"I'm sorry, what is Man Stain?" a very confused Dan asks while working out. 

"It levels up your mug for peak appearance performance!" the narrator responds.

"So it’s makeup?" Dan quips.

"Nah dude, makeup's for girls! Man Stain's just for the guys!"

"You're using very violent language to describe it, but see it's base. It has a tint!" Dan says later on in the video, examining a product that clearly liquid foundation but that is being spun as "Dude Fluid." 

We're not sure why this sketch didn't get to air on actual TV, but it's pure comedy gold — and further proof that we need more Dan Levy in our lives!