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Bartender Reveals What Your Drink at the Gay Club Says About You

Bartender Reveals What Your Drink at the Gay Club Says About You

Bartender Reveals What Your Drink at the Gay Club Says About You

"Shots of Patron? It's okay, I love big groups of straight girls."

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Even though a certain pandemic has put bar activities on hold (at least for those of us wise enough to still avoid them), we all have our go-to nightclub beverage of choice. And bartender and TikTok user @donnyonny shared what the drink you order at the gay club says about you!

First up in the series, a vodka soda. "We already know you were gay," he says, "but now we know you douched before you came."

It's safe to say that the girls and gays are feeling ATTACKED. 

His first video amassed nearly half a million views, so naturally, @donnyonny turned it into a hilarious series. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Ultimately, the lesson here is we miss the club and we should all get vaccinated so we can finally dance to "Rain On Me" in public.

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Taylor Henderson

Taylor Henderson is a PRIDE.com contributor. This proud Texas Bama studied Media Production/Studies and Sociology at The University of Texas at Austin, where he developed his passions for pop culture, writing, and videography. He's absolutely obsessed with Beyoncé, mangoes, and cheesy YA novels that allow him to vicariously experience the teen years he spent in the closet. He's also writing one! 

Taylor Henderson is a PRIDE.com contributor. This proud Texas Bama studied Media Production/Studies and Sociology at The University of Texas at Austin, where he developed his passions for pop culture, writing, and videography. He's absolutely obsessed with Beyoncé, mangoes, and cheesy YA novels that allow him to vicariously experience the teen years he spent in the closet. He's also writing one!