Even though a certain pandemic has put bar activities on hold (at least for those of us wise enough to still avoid them), we all have our go-to nightclub beverage of choice. And bartender and TikTok user @donnyonny shared what the drink you order at the gay club says about you!
First up in the series, a vodka soda. "We already know you were gay," he says, "but now we know you douched before you came."
@donnyonny Reminiscing on the good ol days #fyppp #gaytok #gayclub #bartender
It's safe to say that the girls and gays are feeling ATTACKED.
His first video amassed nearly half a million views, so naturally, @donnyonny turned it into a hilarious series.
@donnyonny For those of you who want to feel SEEN #foryou #gaytok #gayclub #bartender
@donnyonny Reply to @mattportnoy Coming for the rest of you!!! Tysfm for the love I love you all!!!!! #foryou #gaytok #gayclub #bartender
@donnyonny Reply to @dsototr I love every last one of you OKAY #foryou #gaytok #gayclub #bartender
@donnyonny Reply to @grantipanties love this comment!! LOVE U ALL ( unless ur hetero ) #foryou #gaytok #gayclub #bartender
Ultimately, the lesson here is we miss the club and we should all get vaccinated so we can finally dance to "Rain On Me" in public.
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