WATCH: Lesbian Drunk Dials Her Ex Girlfriend

I dated a girl back in 2009, when I first started YouTubing--we broke up and she texted me six months later saying that a viewer of mine recognized her in the club as "Arielle's Ex-girlfriend."

I might not be able to relate to ex's drunk dialing me (because all of their numbers get blocked as soon as we break up) but I've had my fair share of weird ex experiences.
What is the weirdest drunk dial call, or ex experience of yours?