This Trumpy Bear Commercial Has Gone Viral for All the Worst Reasons

If for some reason you've been watching the alternate reality that is Fox News television, you might have seen an especially bizarre commercial for the Trumpy Bear. 

"What the hell is a Trumpy Bear?" you're wondering. Let's dive in...

The ad begins with stock images of lightning and a booming voice: "A storm is coming. You cannot defeat the storm. I am the storm: the Great American Grizzly. Introducing the original Trumpy Bear."

The bear, complete with a red tie and white cuffs, an extremely dry sew-in weave, and an American flag you can yank out of a secret zipper in it's back, is equal parts hilarious and horrifying. The bear's vacant blue eyes seem to be screaming: whether it's a cry for help or "BUILD THAT WALL," one cannot say.

Show your patriotism by dangling him from a flagpole, the commercial says, or you could place him on the couch if you really hate your family.

"When I ride with Trumpy Bear, he makes my Golf game great again," says one Caucasian. A woman standing in front of an inflatable flag chimes in, "God bless America, and God bless Trumpy Bear."

They certainly know their Fox News audience...

Twitter found the commercial and it quickly went viral: 

Made in China, these "patriotic" little demons are indeed real and could be yours for only two payments of $19.95 and your grip on reality!