So you have thin walls, a roommate with a significant other, and very little patience. Don't we all? Hopefully not, but if this is your situation - and especially if you happen to also be wildly single - it's likely your patience has all but withered to a tragic, bitter crisp. Luckily, there's a bright side to this situation, and it's that those thin walls work both ways. Sure, you can hear your roommate and their partner having the time of their lives on the reg, but they can hear you too, and this is your opportunity to DJ their lovemaking with a soundtrack they'll never forget even though they'll likely want to immediately. These 14 songs will make them as miserable as you are, because you're worth it. 

14. "It's a Small World"

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This obvious choice will remind your fornicating friends in a bunch of languages that not only is it a small world, but it's a small apartment, and you can hear everything. 

13. "Tiptoe Through the Tulips"

Tiny Tim and the Insidious trailer present maybe one of the last things you could possibly want to hear while having sex, or literally ever, because I cannot make it through more than four seconds without turning all the lights in my house on. 

12. Creed's "My Sacrifice"

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Just a casual reminder to your roommate about your own personal journey during this experience. Also, Creed. 

11. The entire Disney World Finding Nemo Musical soundtrack

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Learn all the words and then screech "Go With the Flow" with reckless abandon, because life is short and you are alone. 

10. "In the Arms of an Angel"

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This is the anthem of sad and lonely puppies, and if you're going to have sex to that, you're a puppy sadist. 

9. "Skimbleshanks the Railway Cat"

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The cat of the railway train! Skimbleshanks is nimble as hell, and a great reminder to your roommates that the walls are damn thin. 

8. "Cotton Eye Joe"

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The last place you want Cotton Eyed Joe is your bedroom. Or actually anywhere. But definitely, if you're wondering where he went, you better hope it wasn't your bedroom. 

7. Kidz Bop's rendition of "Thrift Shop"

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Kidz Bop is the musical equivalent of finding gum in your hair when you thought you were having a really good night. Crank it up. 

6. This death metal cover of "Eye of the Tiger"

This is absolutely unfathomable, but also proof of what a magical world we live in with so many just diverse opportunities to drive your entire household insane. 

5. That Alvin and the Chipmunks Christmas Song

Don't trust your phone speakers either. Grab a Bluetooth, let the world know Alvin wants that Hula-Hoop. Extra points for it being the middle of summer. 

4. Most of Fiddler on the Roof, but not the sexy songs

Psych! They're all sexy. Don't even think about playing Fiddler.  

3. Samuel L. Jackson reading "Go The Fuck To Sleep"

Have you gotten the hint yet, roommates?! We should have definitely been over this by "Thrift Shop."

2. A song you are writing on electric guitar, which you have just started to learn

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You know three whole chords, and you are not afraid to use them.

1. Glee's cover of "Gangnam Style"

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No sex for anyone tonight.