Rising pop princess Dua Lipa dropped her sophomore album Future Nostalgia today and it's safe to say that the disco-infused record is giving the gays every single thing they ever wanted.
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Between the "New Rules" singer's stunning music video visuals she's been serving this era, the one-two-punch takedown of toxic masculinity in "Boys Will Be Boys," getting "good pipe in the moonlight" from a fuccboi on "Good In Bed," the sultry bass guitar driving "Pretty Please," and the euphoric bangers that are "Cool" and "Hallucinate" and "Levitating," it's safe to say that the gays are listening to this album and LIVING.
If nightclubs across America weren't closed, you would surely spot twinks flailing their arms above their head on dancefloors everywhere.
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Don't just take my word for it though. Let's take a look at all of the gay gasps of Gay Twitter:
None— Eoin \u00d3 Cath\u00e1in (@Eoin \u00d3 Cath\u00e1in) 1585314636
\u201cFuture Nostalgia\u201d— grant\ud83d\udc68\ud83c\udffb\u200d\ud83e\uddb1 (@grant\ud83d\udc68\ud83c\udffb\u200d\ud83e\uddb1) 1585284257
\u201cDua releasing Future Nostalgia\u201d— krug (@krug) 1585315134
\u201cboys will be boys by dua lipa\u201d— \u064bgian \u2022 fan acc (@\u064bgian \u2022 fan acc) 1585267576
\u201cwow @DUALIPA.......... absolutely delivered\u201d— tyler oakley (@tyler oakley) 1585330841
\u201cDamn. 20 seconds into @DUALIPA \u2018s boys will be boys and I\u2019m...\u201d— Shea Coule\u00e9 (@Shea Coule\u00e9) 1585327538
None— marcy (@marcy) 1585285693
\u201c#FutureNostalgia is pure pop perfection and the soundtrack we need in isolation. @DUALIPA\u2019s bold retro sound is focused, funky, and fucking FUN, propelling this album into the modern disco pantheon alongside Madonna, Robyn, Daft Punk, and Kylie. I am very gay, so I am very right.\u201d— Eugene Lee Yang (@Eugene Lee Yang) 1585326893
\u201cA perfect 5 song sequence #FutureNostalgia\u201d— Jarett Wieselman (@Jarett Wieselman) 1585284016
None— \uff2a\uff2f\uff2d\uff21\uff2e (@\uff2a\uff2f\uff2d\uff21\uff2e) 1585231892
\u201cnot to be alarmist but if you give gay people $1,200 they will spend it on dua lipa merch\u201d— Jill Gutowitz (@Jill Gutowitz) 1585288316
\u201cwe got a whole dance bop album with zero skips and can\u2019t hit the club... god is hilarious #FutureNostalgia\u201d— crazy broke asian (@crazy broke asian) 1585286234
When this is all over and the bars finally reopen, the gays' power will be unstoppable. Thank you, Dua Lipa, for these blessings.
Dust off your bell-bottoms and get ready to dance to Future Nostalgia!
Dua Lipa is included on PRIDE's Bops 4 Gays playlist. Listen here!
