The Sky is Falling! Sarah Palin Snags Boring Reality Show

Time to get outside and enjoy the Spring! Sarah Palin is headed to your living room.

The former Republican VP candidate is ready to hit the airwaves with a new reality travelogue show, Sarah Palin's Alaska, which focuses on the characters, traditions and attractions of the 49^th U.S state.

I am even bored as I write this.

According to MTV, the former governor of Alaska had been shopping the series with producer Mark Burnett, the reality show guru behind Survivor and The Apprentice. After meetings with ABC, CBS and NBC did not produce a deal for the show, Burnett and Palin turned to cable, with Discovery and A&E emerging as front-runners. A&E reportedly dropped out of the running, leaving Discovery as the winner.

The show fits in with much of Discovery's other boring programming, which includes nature-based shows like American Loggers, Man vs. Wild and Deadliest Catch.

Variety reports that the show is expected to fetch more than $1 million an episode.

Can someone please get me a drink?

Why can't Palin just stay at Fox News where she belongs? 

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