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Pic of the Day: These Lesbian M&Ms Will Make All Your Chocolate Cravings Valid

Pic of the Day: These Lesbian M&Ms Will Make All Your Chocolate Cravings Valid

Pic of the Day: These Lesbian M&Ms Will Make All Your Chocolate Cravings Valid

Have fun not eating these delicious chocolate morsels, homophobes!

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It's hard to make a candy that is literally just a little nugget o' chocolate even more wonderful, yet M&Ms have mastered the challenge. The tweet below, posted yesterday, is maybe the best surprise to ever show up on our Twitter feeds. We've known that, according to their marketing, M&Ms have been cognizant for quite some time, but we never exactly brought ourselves to ponder what an M&M's sexuality might be. Silly us! Luckily, the brand itself has taken care of this, and now we know that Ms. Green and Ms. Brown are lovers. More so, we know that they've been having a hard time finding "time together" without their friends "barging in" on what seems to be implied M&M sexual activity. Also, "implied M&M sexual activity" might be the best sentence we ever write, so that's grand. This campaign also falls oddly in line with the theme of this glorious Chobani ad, in which queer women (or M&Ms, if you will) are portrayed relaxing on a beach. Fun fact: it's now said that if you put M&Ms in your Chobani and sing the L Word theme song, you might yourself wake up on a beach next to your same-sex lover. Happy pride month, everyone!

 

 

 

 

 

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