Forget those fancy hot dogs! The internet's favorite chef is now serving thirst traps. As part of his new ad campaign with Hanes, Queer Eye's Antoni posed in his underwear—and taught gays everywhere a new word.
Whenever I happen to pose contrapposto, I partner w @Hanes and wear my Comfort Flex Fit Boxer Briefs – they keep everything where it should be comfortably. #VouchForThePouch https://t.co/ihZJgUat62 pic.twitter.com/PSel19bGl9
— Antoni Porowski (@antoni) April 12, 2018
"Whenever I happen to pose contrapposto, I partner w @Hanes and wear my Comfort Flex Fit Boxer Briefs," wrote Antoni. "They keep everything where it should be comfortably."
I know what you're thinking. I had to Google contrapposto before writing this post. It means "an asymmetrical arrangement of the human figure in which the line of the arms and shoulders contrasts with while balancing those of the hips and legs." Now you know.
Apparently, there's nothing Gay Twitter loves more than a hot man with a big vocabulary.
all of my avocados just ripened
— Matt Bellassai (@MattBellassai) April 12, 2018
— Diego (@CeredaDiego) April 12, 2018
that deafening noise u hear is the sound of thousands of gays googling the word "contrapposto"
— Golgotha (@fix_your_face) April 12, 2018
It's fun when everyone learns some new vocabulary pic.twitter.com/YPvk31h491
— Jackson McHenry (@McHenryJD) April 12, 2018
— rory (@despburrito) April 12, 2018
— Marcia Gay Hardened (@ZacharyRogerO) April 12, 2018
I think we're all ready for a second serving!