13 Reasons We'll Miss The Bloody Hot Broadway Cast of American Psycho

Not only do you have to maintain a no-nonsense exercise routine, stay on top of your style game, and keep your murderous rampages a secret, but your Broadway musical is also closing just a couple months after its April opening. It's a shame, since this unexpected musical adaptation of American Psycho is as sexy as it is bizarre and whether it is because of shirtlessness, stage violence, or Heléne Yorke's increasingly perfect performance, we could never look away. Unfortunately as of June 5th we'll have to, but let's remember all the good times before Patrick Bateman n' co. bids as adieu. 

(photo credit: @psychocast/Joan Marcus)