This Thanksgiving weekend brought with it the movie event of the decade, and we're not talking about Life of Pi, Lincoln or Les Miserables. Lifetime networks delivered the greatest gift to on-screen messes since Showgirls with the Lindsay Lohan starrer Liz and Dick, in which Lindsay unintentionally skewered one of Hollywood’s eternal national treasures - Elizabeth Taylor.
Sure, Twitter was on fire for the national election and typically for any awards show but it was Liz and Dick that brought out the most hilarious – if less than gentle—catty Tweeter in everyone. Destined to become a drinking game for the ages Liz and Dick is an instant classic.
If you were one of the few smart folks who saved brain cells and skipped the beautiful disaster here’s Liz and Dick recapped with our friend Kimberly Eaton’s Tweets from last night. Even if you didn't watch you can almost feel the magic unfolding.
If you think for one second that I am going to reduce myself to livetweeting tonight's Lifetime movie 'Liz & Dick', you...are 100% accurate.
— Kimberly Eaton (@tweetdeguerre) November 25, 2012
— Kimberly Eaton (@tweetdeguerre) November 26, 2012
Since when is the score from 'Milo & Otis' the appropriate soundtrack for on-set infidelity? #lizanddick
— Kimberly Eaton (@tweetdeguerre) November 26, 2012
Somewhere, Taylor Swift is furiously fumbling for a legal pad to take notes. #lizanddick
— Kimberly Eaton (@tweetdeguerre)November 26, 2012Trending Stories
Yes, I'm already double-fisting. #lizanddick
— Kimberly Eaton (@tweetdeguerre) November 26, 2012
Peeps in Middle America don't know, that beautiful Italian seaside is acsh green screened majestic Van Nuys. Spot the meth lab! #lizanddick
— Kimberly Eaton (@tweetdeguerre) November 26, 2012
What is the budget of this film? The vodka bottle actually says 'VODKA'. #lizanddick
— Kimberly Eaton (@tweetdeguerre) November 26, 2012
'Parent Trap' Lindsay Lohan is giving a big "the f*ck?" to whatever this accent is. #lizanddick
— Kimberly Eaton (@tweetdeguerre) November 26, 2012
If Lindsay Lohan's audio got replaced with the AOL dialup noise, would any of us notice? #lizanddick
— Kimberly Eaton (@tweetdeguerre) November 26, 2012
Though...to be fair, who else would be a closer visual match, Megan Fox? I'd have seppuku'd myself by now. #lizanddick
— Kimberly Eaton (@tweetdeguerre)November 26, 2012
What's with all the turbans? Was Tawny Miller the costume designer for this movie? #soapdish #lizanddick
— Kimberly Eaton (@tweetdeguerre) November 26, 2012
is really thankful for commercial breaks. They give me time to pee out my shame. #drinkinggame #lizanddick
— Kimberly Eaton (@tweetdeguerre) November 26, 2012
#lizanddick fight way too differently from Chris Brown and Rihanna. I just can't relate. Pudgy digits.
— Kimberly Eaton (@tweetdeguerre) November 26, 2012
Oh honey, I can't think of anything more romantic than...Botswana... #lizanddick
— Kimberly Eaton (@tweetdeguerre) November 26, 2012
Thank goodness for the time lapse hairdo change, so that we know it's 1984. #lizanddick
— Kimberly Eaton (@tweetdeguerre) November 26, 2012
I could run to Texas and back, but Richard Burton never could! I just wanna know WHYYYYYYYYYY! #steelmagnolias #lizanddick
— Kimberly Eaton (@tweetdeguerre) November 26, 2012
