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    Chelsea Lately’s out writer, stand-up comic Fortune Feimster, has some money trouble – namely how to shower multiple lady friends with the green. So, she enlisted financial guru Suze Orman to offer advice.
By Tracy E. GilchristApril 12 2012 / 7:13 PM
Tracy E. Gilchrist
Tracy E. Gilchrist is the VP, Executive Producer of Entertainment for the Advocate Channel. A media veteran, she writes about the
intersections of LGBTQ+ equality and pop culture. Previously, she was the editor-in-chief of The Advocate and the first feminism editor for the 55-year-old brand. In 2017, she launched the company's first podcast, The Advocates. She is an experienced broadcast interviewer, panel moderator, and public speaker who has delivered her talk, "Pandora's Box to Pose: Game-changing Visibility in Film and TV," at universities throughout the country.
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Chelsea Lately’s out writer, stand-up comic Fortune Feimster, has some money trouble – namely how to shower multiple lady friends with the green, AfterEllen points out.  So, she enlists financial guru Suze Orman for some advice. 
“How is this going to affect me financially, having so many women?” Fortune queries. “A dollar doesn’t make them holler?”
Fortune and Suze engage in some awkward flirtation about softball and pitching and catching before Fortune asks Suze for tips on how to date a power lesbian, and as things go with Fortune, it’s pretty hilarious.
Here are Fortune and Suze below:  
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Suze Orman Offers Financial -- and Lady--Advice to Fortune Feimster

Chelsea Lately’s out writer, stand-up comic Fortune Feimster, has some money trouble – namely how to shower multiple lady friends with the green. So, she enlisted financial guru Suze Orman to offer advice.

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