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Gay BFFs Are Actually the Worst According to This Hilarious Viral Video
"They do not invite you to their gay guy dance parties. Please include me."
Once upon a time, GBFs (gay best friends) were the accessory every straight girl had to have. Now it looks like those girls are finally realizing the truth. We're not all that we're cracked up to be!
Comedian Tess Gattuso broke down exactly why in a video she posted on Twitter that currently has over 1.3 million views and nearly 100,000 likes. "Gay BFFs? Not as magical as Sex and the City said," reads the caption.
"Contrary to popular belief, having a gay best friend is not fun," she begins. "They are mean, teenage girl mean, but enhanced by male privilege."
\u201cgay bffs? not as magical as sex & the city said\u201d— Tess Gattuso (@Tess Gattuso) 1585703762
The accuracy though...
Tess then proceeds to make several more points.
"They are invincible to feminine charm," she complains. "When I give puppy dog eyes to a straight guy, gay girl, or straight girl, I get what I want." When she does them at her GBF, "he doesn't give a shit."
She continued:
"Another bad thing is that they do not invite you to their gay guy dance parties. Please include me."
"They also make you feel bad because they are always doing squats therefor they have big muscles and therefor they can eat whatever they want. If I ate like them, I'd be tired all the time."
"They always want to do HIT workouts. Maybe i'd be more excited to do a HIT workout if you let me into your dance parties. I know what happens there and I'm cool with it."
"Are gay guy dance parties a safe space that my presence would ruin? Yes. Do I still stand by what I said? Yes."
Not a single lie was told. Twitter had some thoughts:
\u201c@tessplease \u201c teenage girl mean but enhanced by male privilege\u201d - A truth was told today\u201d— Tess Gattuso (@Tess Gattuso) 1585703762
\u201c@tessplease Cameron looking at her making this video like:\u201d— Tess Gattuso (@Tess Gattuso) 1585703762
\u201c@tessplease LMAO I lost it\u201d— Tess Gattuso (@Tess Gattuso) 1585703762
\u201c@tessplease wanna be friends Tess?\u201d— Tess Gattuso (@Tess Gattuso) 1585703762
\u201c@BlueLightAlarm @kissy4647 oopsies\u201d— Tess Gattuso (@Tess Gattuso) 1585703762
And we're still awaiting our response from Tess' GBF, Cameron. "He's trying so hard to think of a retort," she wrote in the video below:
\u201chttps://t.co/KXXI70M5ZB\u201d— Tess Gattuso (@Tess Gattuso) 1585703762
But how can you clap back at that barrage of facts?
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Taylor Henderson is a PRIDE.com contributor. This proud Texas Bama studied Media Production/Studies and Sociology at The University of Texas at Austin, where he developed his passions for pop culture, writing, and videography. He's absolutely obsessed with Beyoncé, mangoes, and cheesy YA novels that allow him to vicariously experience the teen years he spent in the closet. He's also writing one!
Taylor Henderson is a PRIDE.com contributor. This proud Texas Bama studied Media Production/Studies and Sociology at The University of Texas at Austin, where he developed his passions for pop culture, writing, and videography. He's absolutely obsessed with Beyoncé, mangoes, and cheesy YA novels that allow him to vicariously experience the teen years he spent in the closet. He's also writing one!
