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Alaska Drags the Sh*t Out of Valentina with a Despacito-Style Diss Track
"How many challenges you could have slayed..."
RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars 2 winner Alaska Thunderfuck has created the ultimate diss track for Drag Race's season 9 fan favorite Valentina to the melody of the song of the summer, "Despacito."
I saw an angel on my TV
Could I be dreaming? Someone pinch me, ow
She had me at "Hello, it's me!"
You know who you are
Your smile could light up my darkest day
How many challenges you could have slayed
But they made you turn and walk away!
Alaska then sings the rest of the track in Spanish, and takes digs at Valentina's disastrous lipsync, the Virgin de Guadalupe, Aja's aggressive complimenting rant, and even Nina Bo'Nina Brown.
Listen to the track below.
Taylor Henderson is a PRIDE.com contributor. This proud Texas Bama studied Media Production/Studies and Sociology at The University of Texas at Austin, where he developed his passions for pop culture, writing, and videography. He's absolutely obsessed with Beyoncé, mangoes, and cheesy YA novels that allow him to vicariously experience the teen years he spent in the closet. He's also writing one!
Taylor Henderson is a PRIDE.com contributor. This proud Texas Bama studied Media Production/Studies and Sociology at The University of Texas at Austin, where he developed his passions for pop culture, writing, and videography. He's absolutely obsessed with Beyoncé, mangoes, and cheesy YA novels that allow him to vicariously experience the teen years he spent in the closet. He's also writing one!
