The Dinah is the biggest lesbian weekend of the year, and if you are planning on partaking in the festivities you might be hoping to meet a cute girl in the midst of all that celebrating. You may, however, come across a few less than desirable gals in the process. To that end, we’ve put together some surefire cease-fire rejection lines. Insert them into conversation with that creeper following you around the bar at the after party or the troll who won’t take the hint at the pool and watch the unwanted attention vanish into thin air!
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Here are our 10 super strong kiss-offs to get rid of any girl. Some are kind, some are cruel and some are clever, but they’ll all clearly convey your lack of interest.
1. “Thanks but I’m into girls 5’0” and under only.”
2. “I’m here with my Grandmother— we do everything together—but I’m sure she’d love to meet you!”
3. “You know, you’re cute but I’ve actually got a wife/girlfriend.”
4. “Almost all my attention goes toward my main passion: collecting dolls…”
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6. “Ohhh, you’re hot too; does my lip look clear?”
7. “Tell you what: you can be on stand-by incase I can’t find anyone better.”
8. [Burp]. Loudly. Blow.
9. “I can’t get into it, but I’ve recently had significant surgeries that make dating challenging at the moment.”
10. “It’s not you; my ex just ruined me for all other women.”
If they’re cute, on the other hand, check out our Best Opening Lines for Shy Girls at The Dinah.
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