Harry Styles Teases He Has The 'Best Schlong Ever' In New Picture

This is Harry’s House, indeed.

On Wednesday, May 24, Harry Styles shared a picture via Instagram stories to seemingly tell us that he has the “best schlong ever” (via Page Six).

In the picture, re-shared by fan account @harryflorals, a smiley Styles poses next to a porta-potty with a sign that reads, “best schlong ever.” If you didn’t know, “schlong” is a nickname for “penis.”

This sign is also a clear reference to the One Direction hit song “Best Song Ever.” But given that Styles hasn’t been with the band for many years now, there wasn’t really a need to reference this song if he didn’t specifically mean to send people the message that his schlong is the best ever.

Styles is currently on the European leg of his global tour titled Love on Tour. The singer still has several dates to go on the tour, which runs through July 22, 2023 with a last show in Reggio Emilia, Italy.

According to the most up-to-date reports, Styles is allegedly dating Victoria’s Secret model Candice Swanepoel as of late. The model is 34 years old and was born in South Africa. In past years, she was ranked by Forbes as one of the top-earning models in the world.

The “Watermelon Sugar” singer clearly has a cheeky sense of humor and used this picture to get his fans buzzing about what it means. Job well done, Harry Styles!