31 Questions Women Who Like Women Need Answered

After living my life for 24 years as a woman, growing up in a family of all women and being a woman-loving woman myself, there are still questions I need answered. Here they are: 

1. How often do you trim your nails? Is this something that you've grown to schedule into your week (every Wednesday), or is something you just do when you think about it?

2. Do you use nail clippers only? Nail clippers AND a nail file? Or only a file?

3. Have you figured out how to not make your nails bleed whenever you try to remove a hangnail?

4. Are you an avid eyebrow waxer or plucker?

5. And how the eff do you deal with your mustache hair? Do you think shaving is a viable option?

6. Is there a magical feminine brand that has kept you from ruining all your underwear?

7. Do you carry extra underwear with you when you're on your period?

8. How often do you buy new underwear?

9. How many pairs of underwear do you own at any given time?

10. On days you don't shower, do you put new underwear on in the morning or wear one pair for a second day?

11. How long do you let your pubes grow before you do something about it?

12. Do you own clippers to help you clip that shit?

13. Do you poop in public? Is it because you have a DGAF attitude, or do you have a trick to keep everyone in the bathroom from knowing that you're pooping?

14. What about farting? What's your stance on farting in public?

15. Do you do either of these things at your S.O.'s house?

16. Do you ever walk around your house holding your bare boobs?

17. How about while you're watching TV?

18. Do you wear the same bra over and over again until you can start smelling your boob sweat, or do you switch bras everyday?

19. Do you have small bruises on the side of your boobs from the underwire in your bra?

20. Do you always have disgusting breath in the morning?

21. Do you REALLY not wash your hair every day? What do you do after the gym? 

22. Do you secretly compete with your friends who go to the gym with you?

23. Are you incredibly aware of your gayness when you're in a locker room? Do you make an effort to avert your eyes?

24. Do you rewear your workout clothes, or do they go in the hamper after one use?

25. Have you ever used any of the Summer's Eve's products?

26. Are you washing your pubic area with pH balanced lady soap?

27. After someone goes down on you, are you weird about kissing? Do you demand your partner wash their face first?

28. Are you a fan of nipple stimulation?

29. How often do you masturbate?

30. Do you always come when you have sex? Is it noticeable, or could your partner have no idea?

31. WHY DO SO FEW WOMEN TALK ABOUT THESE THINGS!? Can we all just share a little bit?

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