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Would-Be Sex Shop Thief Beat Off with Dildos and Unkind Words
The employees of San Bernardino’s Lotions & Lace “have no time” for armed robbery.
Two fearless employees of "Your One Stop Love Shop" Lotions & Lace literally beat off an armed robber by hurling sex toys and pointed words at him last Wednesday night in San Bernardino, California.
According to ABC7, L&L employee Amy first thought the man was kidding. When she realized he was for real, she got serious.
"I just thought he was trying to be funny, to scare us," she said. "But then I saw the gun and it was like, really? I don't have time for this."
Amy apparently didn't think the man's gun was real. So she berated him while her coworker started throwing dildos.
"They do got some weight on them if they're hit hard enough," Amy's coworker said.
While we would never encourage you to follow suit in the face of danger, we applaud these two women for their high-quality courage.
Watch ABC7's segment on the incident below, and consider ordering one of their life-saving dildos for a holiday stocking stuffer!
