WATCH: Ellen DeGeneres Teaches Us About the Birds and the Bees - Sort Of

Apparently Ellen DeGeneres is some sort of genius when it comes to the mating rituals of animals! Since spring is fully sprung and all kinds of creatures are “getting it on” as Ellen says, she dispenses a plethora of information about mating rituals.

If you ever wanted to know about the mating rituals of garter snakes, porcupines, and banana slugs, Ellen has the answers! Just try to keep a straight face when Ellen explains what happens to the male banana slug's "chiquita" during mating.

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