13 Bisexual Guy Problems

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1. When your girlfriend gets made fun of for having a “gay boyfriend.”

2. Not knowing if you want to go to a straight or a gay club tonight.

3. When you accidentally hit on someone’s girlfriend and end up flirting with the boyfriend too.

4. Getting asked if you’re going to marry a woman or a man.

5. Not knowing if the person you're hitting on identifies as a guy or a girl but being totally into it regardless.

6. When the main actors in the movie are both so hot that you can’t decide who you want more.

7. When you come out to your date as bi and he says you have “vagina cooties.”

8. Being able to empathize with your girlfriend on bad tops.

9. When the “devil's threesome” is the best threesome.

10. Getting asked “so which do you like better?”

11. When you and your girlfriend check out hot guys together.

12. Seeing hot straight couples and being unsure who you’re more jealous of.

13. Being bi in a straight/gay world but still rocking at life cause you’re too f*cking fabulous, darling.