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10 Comebacks For When Someone Says Something Biphobic
| 07/02/23
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10 Comebacks For When Someone Says Something Biphobic
10 Comebacks for When Someone Says Something Biphobic

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We’ve detailed repeatedly (because fools need to hear it) biphobic comments ignorant people of all orientations sling at bi folks. What we haven’t armed you with is comeback ammo. I apologize for that. So the next time you’re on a Tinder date from hell, or getting harassed at a club, here are 10 comebacks for some of the most tired, biphobic comments.
1. "Jealousy looks good on you."
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The plain and simple truth is, a lot of people are jealous of bisexuals, even if they won’t outwardly admit it. Bisexual people get the best of both worlds, and they’re among the most understanding people because they have experience dating both genders. If someone makes a biphobic comment, just remind them of their jealousy and wear your bisexuality with pride.
2. "You should try it sometime."
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Anyone who’s hating on bisexual people isn’t prepared to have this thought. Either that, or it’s a thought they have that they’re scared to actually explore. Sometimes you just have to call people out to their faces and then they get the point.
3. “I have a theory that you’re an a**hole.”
Bisexual people are straight-splained their orientation on repeat. My favorite line, usually offered from the mouth of a pretentious straight dude, is “I have a theory everyone is a little bisexual.” Oh really. So you saw the study that showed that everyone gets turned on by porn?? COOL, BRO. That’s not the same thing as an orientation. I have a proven hypothesis that you’re absolutely an a**hole.
4. “That was extremely biphobic of you.”
Sometimes the best thing you can do is call someone out. Racists hate being called racists; homophobes hate being called homophobes. If someone’s being biphobic, confront them on it.
5. “I don’t date ignorant people.”
Unfortunately, queer folks are guilty of this one. Lesbian or gay men will often be wary of dating bisexuals out of fear they’ll leave them for a straight person, or act on some other bi stereotype. If someone’s not taking the time to see you as a person, but reducing you to an ignorant assumption, they’re not worth your time.
6. “Cool, I’m a single person looking for a dragon.”
I mean, you said you two were going unicorn hunting. All I’m saying is that dragons look dope, so if you see one in that forest of yours let me know.
7. “Is that hairstyle a phase?”
No, my orientation is not a phase. But I hope to god that haircut of yours is.
8. “You’re right. You won’t be able to satisfy me.”
For some reason (I suppose it’s because we have the capacity for sex with all genders?), the supposed sexual prowess of bisexuals brings out a lot of insecurities for some. If a potential partner expresses fear that they won’t be able to satisfy you in bed based upon the fact that you’re bisexual, dump them. As Oprah said, when someone reveals themself to you, dump them.
9. “Oh...you have no idea what bisexuality means, do you?”
You’re simply speaking the truth with this one. If someone says that your orientation reinforces the gender binary, or equates bisexuality with polyamory, just let them know they have no idea what they’re talking about. It’s up to you whether or not you have the time to educate them.
10. “You’re so self-centered that you think you could change my orientation?”
Here’s another winner — when someone thinks you’re gay once you’re with a gay person, or straight once you’re with a straight person. Ha! You think you’re bigger than my orientation? Bitch, please.
| 07/02/23
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