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While you’ll order various types of drinks over the course of your drinking career, there will always be that special one that’s yours. One drink that’s your go-to. The drink that comforts you like no other. That drink says something about who you are as a person.
Here’s what it says:
1. Appletini
You are the absolute life of the party. You know how to have fun and are always looking for a good time.
2. Old Fashioned/Manhattan
You are either Don Draper, over the age of 60, or under the age of 30 and a viewer of Mad Men.
3. Beer (macrobrew and light)
A practical man. No nonsense. You like beer that tastes like beer.
4. Beer (IPA)
Light beer is too tasteless and that unheard of microbrewery in Portland, Maine is a tad bit too obscure. When you drink your beer you want it to hit you. You want to feel it.
5. Beer (unheard of microbrew)
You are a hipster.
6. Gluten-free Beer
You are gluten-free.
7. Vodka Martini
You like to drink. You hold your liquor well and want others to know it. You are over the age of 40, and there is a slight chance you are James Bond.
8. Wine
You are classy, sophisticated, and mature. Possibly a Francophile.
9. Mojito/Margarita/Piña Colada/Mai Tai/Paloma
Since this is your go-to drink, and you’re not on vacation, then you're someone who thinks of drinking like a little vacation.
10. Bourbon – neat
There is a deep pain in your life. Most likely a pain that is intangible and ineffable. You remember the things you want to forget and forget the things you want to remember. You must drink to forget.
11. Rum and Coke
You are in college and discovered that there are times when it's inappropriate to pound shots.
12. Gin and Tonic
You are quite the enigma if you drink these and you're under the age of 25. Conversely, you are a typical man if you’re over the age of 70.
13. Cosmopolitan
You watched a little bit too much Sex in the City. (Wait, is that possible?)
14. Shots (tequila)
You have one goal in mind: Inebriation. You don’t care how it happens. You want it to be as quick as possible.
15. Long Island Iced Tea
The older brother of the tequila shot, the Long Island is for older men who can no longer stomach shots, but want the same effect as taking multiple.
16. Bloody Mary
You are perpetually hungover and do not remember what happened last night.
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