EllenDeGeneres

Who doesn't love jokes at the expense of 96% of the country?

October 17 2017 2:17 PM

"We would be foolish to not realize we've been given more opportunity."

October 12 2017 3:04 PM

"She's in scary TV shows all the time, she must love to be scared."

September 19 2017 2:31 PM

"People say all the time our kids won the lottery...we won the lottery."

June 06 2017 2:28 PM

In honor of the 20th anniversary of her coming out!

April 28 2017 2:06 PM

"Good for you for not stopping being who you are."

April 21 2017 3:08 PM
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