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19 Reasons Hermione Granger is Actually Your Patronus
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19 Reasons Hermione Granger is Actually Your Patronus
Hermione Granger, played by the enchanting Emma Watson, is the best character in all of Harry Potter. Yeah, we said it! She's got steadfast morals, intellect that never fails and the girl has some spot-on expressions. I mean, come on:
At some point, every Harry Potter fan wonders what their Patronus would be if they weren't a muggle. But, let's admit it, your Patronus isn't at a doe or a dog. Not even an otter. But, Hermoine Granger is a feasible possibility.
1. She sugar coats blatant disdain with manners and pleasantries.
Just like you.
2. Getting agro with assholes that deserve to be put in their place is just part of life.
Sound familiar?
3. Throwing shade like a sexy, frowny maven? Not a problem.
Something you've been a pro at since elementary school.
4. Showing a tender, shy side? Not a problem either.
Obviously. You have a wide range of emotions.
5. Being the leader of her friends AND the best looking of the bunch isn't news.
It's not your fault you're the most logical out of your friend group or that you have perfect hair.
6. But still, they're her best friends ever, and they're always on the same page.
#squad
7. Mastery of "the look" happened at an incredibly early age.
Blame your parents. It's their fault.
8. She cares about physical fitness.
You've been known to run from time to time.
9. And seriously, throwing shade is her MO.
And you can't argue with that.
10. Or containing her excitement when a particularly sexy individual walks into the room.
"Is that my S/O I see walking through the corridor?!"
11. Although it's not always easy, she'll never stop supporting her friends.
Like that time your BFF decided a pink french manicure was a good idea ... in 2015.
12. She's an adamant fan of all things feline.
DUH. Just duh.
13. Crying is always a tactful, ladylike endeavor.
You aren't trying to look like Kim Kardashian when you cry.
14. And when she hugs, SHE HUGS.
Which is another thing you can blame on your parents.
15. Eagerness isn't a detail, it's a personality trait.
And it's brought you this far, damnit!
16. She dances like she's the only girl on the floor.
This is basically you every single Friday night. And sometimes Saturday.
17. When the people she loves need her, she stands by them, through and through.
You wouldn't let your loved one be in a hospital without your warm clamy hand clutching theirs for days on end.
18. Nobody disrespects her personal space without paying for it.
A slap on the wrist never hurt anybody.
19. And no matter how far away, she can always smell bullshit.
<p>A proud, queer, Latina, identical twin with a penchant for brash humans and things that make me cough laugh.</p>
<p>A proud, queer, Latina, identical twin with a penchant for brash humans and things that make me cough laugh.</p>