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22 Real Housewives GIFs That Perfectly Illustrate Getting Tested

22 ‘Real Housewives’ GIFs That Perfectly Illustrate Getting Tested

22 ‘Real Housewives’ GIFs That Perfectly Illustrate Getting Tested

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Whether it’s your first time or your 51st time, getting tested for sexually transmitted diseases (also known as STDs) is always a nerve-wracking experience filled with self-doubt, poor life decisions, and anxiety — things the Real Housewives happen to know a lot about.

From Ramona to NeNe, Teresa to Vicki, here are 22 Real Housewives GIFs that perfectly illustrate the wide range of emotions you experience before, during, and after getting tested (because it's always important to know your status).

1. So you went on a little bit of a bender this weekend and it’s finally time to get tested

2. You make your appointment and immediately start beating yourself up about your recent sexual activity

3. You begin remembering every hook-up

4. And an internal conflict starts on how far you actually went with each guy

5. You convince yourself you have an STD

6. Before convincing yourself you definitely don’t

7. Before convincing yourself that you DEFINITELY do

8. It’s finally time for your appointment and you’re really nervous

9. You sit in the waiting room, miserable

10. You're still trying to figure out how many guys you actually had sex with

11. You finally get called into the doctor’s office determined to give him honest answers

12. You're 100% sure the doctor can see how nervous you are

13. When the doctor asks you how many sexual partners you’ve had, you first act coy

14. But then remember that promise to yourself and quickly blurt out a number (that’s probably not accurate, but close enough)

15. The doctor informs you of the sexual risks you're taking (as if you're not already stricken with enough grief)

16. You ensure the doctor you’re well versed in safe sex practices 

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18. The rapid test comes back, and relief washes over you

19. But now you must wait days for the rest of the tests to come back

20. It’s axiety-filled

21. Then you get the call and all test results came back negative

22. OR you get a positive result and realize it's DEFINITELY not the end of the world like you previously thought

Eventually your sex drive comes back, and BAM

If you or someone you know wants to get tested for STDs, visit the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention's GetTested website, an online resource where you can find an STD testing location nearest you.

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Alexander is a pop culture fanatic, who loves travelling, Taylor Swift and slaying Twitter, tweet by tweet.

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