10 Cuddling Positions That Won't Make Your Arm Fall Off

You love to cuddle, but your arm always goes numb. Don’t worry, you’re not alone. Luckily, there are PLENTY of creative cuddling alternatives to spooning.

1.  Shoulder snuggle

Have your partner lie on his side. Instead of spooning him, take one hand and place it over his shoulder. Put your other hand down at your side. Simple and easy. Arm = not numb.

2. Half-spoon 

Lie on your back and have your partner lie on his side next to you. Have him put one hand over your chest and the awkward arm straight up above you. Awkward arm gone.

3. The pit smeller

Have your partner lie on his side facing towards you. Have him nuzzle his face into your chest. Gently rest your arms over his head, directly aiming your odor into his nasal passages. He’s not thinking about that arm with the assault on his nostrils.

4. The Body Slam

Have your partner lie on his stomach. Lie down flat on top of him, crushing him completely. Let him feel your weight against him.

5. Straightjacket

Lie on your back. Have your partner face down on top of you. Give him a big squeeze when he least expects it.

6. The Starfish

Have your partner lie on his stomach. Spread his limbs out in every direction. Then, mirroring his position, lie down flat on top of him. For maximum effect, tie up your partner so he can’t move.

7. Use a Body Pillow

Human interaction is overrated. Who needs it anyway?

8. Chop Off Your Arm

Do you seriously need two? That seems a little excessive.

9. Use the Armadillow

This pillow comes with a little tunnel to put your arm through to prevent it from going numb. Is this an unnecessary purchase? Absolutely. But has that really ever stopped anyone from buying anything? Didn’t think so. 

10. Just Do It

Why are you wasting your time cuddling anyway? Get to the good stuff.