4 Stripper Moves We Wish Matt Bomer Would Have Served at LA Pride

Last week, Channing Tatum blessed L.A. Pride by dry-humping the deck of the float to promote Magic Mike XXL, the sequel to2012's box-office hit Magic Mike. The film, which is coming out in July 1, is surely expected to get its thongs loaded with many newly minted $20 bills.

 

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Jun 14, 2015 at 12:21pm PDT

Co-stars Matt Bomer and Adam Rodriguez were with him, too. We're not even mad. 

As much as we appreciate Channing's fine service in igniting all kinds of engines, some of us wished it was Bomer who was popping, locking and dropping it on that float. Angelenos and the rest of the world could've seen these live versions of Bomer's infamous moves:

Bomer's all-perfect slow-to-rapid thrusting: 

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Passionately paired with his hip-swaying:

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Bomer's adorable body-roll with a suggestive smile:

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And finishing his act by running his hands through his hair:

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That's salvation right there.

But, whatever. I guess Channing Tatum will do.