For whatever the reason, you find yourself bulking this summer. Perhaps your winter bulk didn’t go as well as planned, and you only gained eight pounds. The thought of losing those hard-earned eight pounds is devastating. Maybe you’re just one of those guys who's always bulking. (Who needs abs anyways? It’s all about cultivating MASS.) So, while everyone else is watching their caloric intake this summer, trying to get their abs to pop, you’re inhaling Chipotle burritos seven days a week. #DirtyBulk
Here are 10 thoughts that run through your head when you're bulking.
1. I’m starving. 
Your hunger is no longer a mild craving. It’s a beast that must be satiated immediately.
2. I’m stuffed. 
The meal is no longer done when you’re full; it’s when you feel sick and hate yourself. Just keep your eyes on the prize. GAINS.
3. My stomach isn’t feeling so hot. 
That’s what will happen when you pack 200 grams of protein, three spoonfuls of creatine powder, and two scoops of pre-WO supplements into your body.
4. I didn’t think it was possible to fart this much. 
Just be thankful they’re not all smelly.
5. How did I spend over 100 dollars on protein powders and supplements this month? 
That doesn’t even begin to compare to how much money you spent on chicken breasts, or if you’re Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, cod.
6. My pre-WO is going to give me a heart attack.
Yeah … those warning labels are there for a reason.
7. I don’t think my pre-WO is working anymore. 
Then stop talking three huge scoops of it.
8. Is it really that important to eat during my anabolic window? 
Clock's ticking…
9. How much of me is water weight? 
Don’t ask questions you don’t want to know the answer to.
10. Maybe I’ll just never cut. 
SUMMER BULK 2015.
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