6 Reasons to Date a Nice Jewish Boy this New Year

Chag sameach! Happy New Years!

Rosh Hashanah is happening as we speak, and for Jews, this means the beginning of a new year.

With the new year comes New Year’s resolutions. And I think your resolution this year should be to date a Nice Jewish Boy (NJB). Here are 6 reasons why.

1. We appreciate family. 
Arguably too much. We’re kind of like, obsessed with our families. That said, we’re more than happy to adopt you into our family, so you can partake in all the family drama too. We wouldn’t want you to feel left out. 

2. We value education. 
Not only do we know the importance of education, we strive to be as knowledgeable and successful as possible. We’re nerdy hard workers, who are constantly trying to excel.

3. We’re hairy. 
Everywhere… We just are. It’s in our genes. Maybe you think you’re not into hairy guys, but once you try it, you won’t go back. Nothing else will ever feel like a man again.

4. Holidays on holidays on holidays. 
We know how to celebrate just about everything, and we know how to party. You’d be hard pressed to find a holiday in Judaism that doesn’t in some way involve drinking. “What about Christmas,” you say? Well what about Hanukkah! 8 days of presents. ~drops mic~

5. We know how to cook. 
Or at least our mom does, and she’d be more than happy to ship over some extra koogle if we run out. I doubt we will... given that she already shipped over 8 boxes...

6. We’re Mensches. 
Which means we strive to be good, honest, compassionate people. Sure, some of us do it better than others, but we’re constantly trying to better ourselves and be the most loving hubby we can be.