1)Â Â Â Â Â I forgot to cut my fingernails
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Oh nooooo. Abrasions ahoy. Anyone else ever frantically bitten their nails to the quick in someone’s bathroom at midnight?
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2)Â Â Â Â Â Is that the harness slipping?
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Nothing ruins the mood more than accidentally bashing someone in the clit with silicone.
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3)Â Â Â Â Â Oh god, did my period just start?
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Or someone else's, come to that. A lot of us aren’t that bothered most of the time, but it's good to know ahead of time.Â
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4)     Is that a spider? HOLY SHIT THAT’S A SPIDER IT’S ON THE BED ARGH
I have been known to leap three feet in the air if a spider appears. You can just imagine how convenient that is in a sexual situation.
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5)Â Â Â Â Â That reminds me, I should buy some yogurt
Once the shopping lists start, all is lost.
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6)Â Â Â Â Â My feet are cold
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It’s not like you can stop to put socks on without causing comment, but cold feet are literally a bit of a turnoff…
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7)     What…is she doing?
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This is never good. Best case scenario it’s a thing that doesn’t work for you and you just need to point that out, worst case scenario you’re going to need to dial 911 any minute…
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8)Â Â Â Â Â Oh no I left the oven on/door unlocked?
Suddenly remembering urgent jobs you need to do is an absolute mood killer, especially when they mean you might be interrupted any second.
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9)     Aren’t we meant to be split up?
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Funny how often this one happens. You know, you have chemistry, you’re a bit drunk/lonely/horny/bored, and before you know it everybody’s naked. Life, eh.
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10)Â Â What is that smell?
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It’s really, really difficult to enjoy sex in a room where nobody’s emptied the bin for a week. Add to that body malfunctions, shared houses with questionable housemates, and it all goes a bit…eewww.
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11)Â Â I should tweet about this!
If your reaction to ‘cool new thing your partner just did’ is to tweet about it…then yeah, you’re probably a millennial. Sorry 'bout that.
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12)Â Â Did I remember to charge my phone?
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Even more awkward if this is somebody new and you kinda need to let your friends know you’re okay.
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13)Â Â I have to get up early tomorrow
Definitely one of the more depressing things about modern life. We can only hope the sex is worth it…
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14)Â Â That ceiling needs repainting
This doesn’t speak highly of your partner’s technique, certainly.
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15)  I definitely took the wrong girl home…
Coming home from a night out with someone you actually didn’t want to it….not a good feeling. At least you realised though. Just try and be nice about it.
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16)Â Â Oh God, how much did I drink?
Being too drunk to enjoy sex is pretty grim. And not great for one’s technique…
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17)  What if this is the best sex I’ll ever have?
If you’re thinking that, it probably isn’t.
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18)Â Â Have I fed the cat?
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Anyone else have cats whose mission in life appears to be interrupting sex with demands for food? Maybe it’s all the squeaking noises…
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