10 Reasons Drunken Lesbian Hookups Are Never As Hot As They Seem On TV

Primetime soaps like Grey’s Anatomy and The L Word present us with a fantasy. In the fantasy, Sexy Androgynous Woman walks into a bar. She is upset, because a Dramatic Thing has just happened. She orders shots, and downs them quickly. When she looks up, Sexy Femme is staring at her from across the room. She nods, raises her glass, and smiles empathetically. Sexy Androgynous Woman returns this gesture. Cut to Sexy Androgynous Woman and Sexy Femme having sexy drunk sex in a Just Kind Of Messy In A Cute Way loft. Well, as my sisters in horrifyingly embarrassing drunken hookups know, the fantasy is a lie. Here are 10 ways those drunk lesbian hookups can go very wrong.