Taking to the stage to thank Glamour magazine for naming her "Trailblazer of the Year" last week, the 34-year-old Comedy Central star revealed that someone had asked her earlier if she "felt out of place" on the red carpet. "NO! I am VERY glamourous!" she responded.
The star proudly announced that despite being "like, 160 pounds" she could still get laid. Admitting a slightly dubious attitude towards women's magazines - which she has previously lampooned in sketches - she went on to marvel at their insistence on making women feel they need a "pine-fresh... vagina". Noticing the men in the audience were a little less appreciative than their female counterparts, she whooped in mock-playground style "I don't live here, I don't care!"
Like a boss. Check out the whole speech below:
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