If you've ever thought, "I love the crisp pine scent, but 'Fresh Balsam' just isn't expressing who I really am as a thirsty homosexual," or if you've ever wanted to bottle your own cologne, "Eau de Locker Room." Or maybe you've posted to social media asking "Sniffies and Bath and Body Works collab when?" then your prayers have been answered.
Sports betting company BetUS have released a candle that doesn't just look like a hot football player in a jockstrap, but smells like one too.
It's not just straight up locker room (which may relieve some but undoubtedly disappoint others). The main note is yes, sweat, but the candle also boasts a blend of wood, citrus, neroli flower, green lavender, and amber.
Even if you don't light it, it's an excellent piece of home decor.
The sculpt is supposedly modeled after "the sexiest jockstrap in the NFL", Miami Dolphins wide receiver Odell Beckham Jr. "How about those Dolphins?" indeed.
The candle is available in two colors, blue or brown, costs $50 plus shipping, and is available for purchase here.
Paige Buecker and Azzi Fudd.Footage still via Instagram @paigebueckers; G Fiume/Getty Images
