As someone who is obsessed with all things drama and gossip, I’ve noticed a few triggers that put a monstrous grin on my face.

Here is a list of eight things all gossip queens die for.

1. When someone sneaks into your office, shuts the door, looks concerned, and starts whispering. 

It’s like, what is he going to say?

2. When he asks, “Can you keep a secret?”

I mean, probably not.

3. When she screams, “Oh my God. Did you hear?”  

“No! What?”

4. When he says, “You will never believe what just happened.” 

Oh, I’ll believe it.

5. When you’re with a group, check your phone, and see a text from someone you’re actually hanging out with. 

What is he going to say about John now?

6. When your friend tells you his side of the story. 

Oh, you would never believe what he said about you.

7. When she confides, “You can’t tell anyone this… but...” 

Well, I mean, I can tell someone this. You just don’t want me to.

8. When shit hits the fan, and your two friends who were talking shit about each other find out what the other person was saying. 

Mind if I bring popcorn to the fight?