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Bryan Safi of That's Gay, a segment on Current TV's InfoMania, takes on the gay-fearing Republican male regarding the repeal of "don't ask, don't tell."
We realize this is a mostly lesbian readership here, so hold on to your cats, we are going to quickly mention the "P" word and hope it will be quick and painless. It's just that the video footage is so funny, we really had to share it with you.
According to the Advocate, the sidesplitting satire reveals one simple fear that straight military men have-the very scary "gay penis."
Painless, right? Ok, go wash your hands, I will wait...
Safi pokes fun at the Republican "talking heads" as clips portray John McCain and other straight men wondering what will happen if gay military soldiers sleep in the same barracks, use the same showers of huddle in the cold while under fire.
Safi breaks down the wall of what we all are thinking, which is the lunacy of a 17-year-old policy that is still in effect after we've all proven that gays and lesbians are not out to sexually pounce on a heterosexual in the midst of fighting a war. As Safi puts it...a gay club is another story.
"Welcome to Ac**kalypse Now," says Safi. "The terror is real. The terror is serious."
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