This month, out Olympic skier Gus Kenworthy posed for ESPN Magazine’s annual Body Issue. This yearly edition highlights the incredible physiques of some of the world’s best athletes by photographing them completely nude. Yes, that means we were treated to a lovely look at Gus Kenworthy naked AF.
After the announcement of his participation, we braced ourselves for a photo or two. What we didn't expect, though, was that after the issue came out, we would be treated to a whopping six nudes and a behind-the-scenes video.
So, if you haven’t seen them all, here is a definitive ranking of Gus Kenworthy’s ESPN nudes.
6. The Hauling Ass
Hauling ass! ... Literally. pic.twitter.com/KjE4mRRkkn
— Gus Kenworthy (@guskenworthy) July 10, 2017
We give this 5 cheeks out of 10.
If this was based on actual artistic expression, this photo would win hands-down. But let's be honest, this is based on ass, and he has more to show us. 7 cheeks out of 10.
7.5 out of 10. (Just for that glimpse of cheek!)
3. Grinding on a Pole
Form and content! 8.5 out of 10.
2. Silver Medal
This is where the lust turns to love. 9 out of 10!
1. The Gold Medal
10 out of 10 cheeks. Slay the mountain down!
BONUS TREAT! Behind-the-Scenes footage of the making of ESPN Magazine's Body Issue! (Gus makes an appearance around the 0:14 mark.)