A Definitive Ranking of Gus Kenworthy’s Body Issue Nudes

This month, out Olympic skier Gus Kenworthy posed for ESPN Magazine’s annual Body Issue. This yearly edition highlights the incredible physiques of some of the world’s best athletes by photographing them completely nude. Yes, that means we were treated to a lovely look at Gus Kenworthy naked AF.

After the announcement of his participation, we braced ourselves for a photo or two. What we didn't expect, though, was that after the issue came out, we would be treated to a whopping six nudes and a behind-the-scenes video.

So, if you haven’t seen them all, here is a definitive ranking of Gus Kenworthy’s ESPN nudes. 

6. The Hauling Ass

We give this 5 cheeks out of 10. 

5. Free-Balling

 

A post shared by gus kenworthy (@guskenworthy) on Jul 8, 2017 at 5:36pm PDT

If this was based on actual artistic expression, this photo would win hands-down. But let's be honest, this is based on ass, and he has more to show us. 7 cheeks out of 10. 

4. Shrinkage 

 

A post shared by gus kenworthy (@guskenworthy) on Jul 6, 2017 at 8:23am PDT

7.5 out of 10. (Just for that glimpse of cheek!) 

3. Grinding on a Pole

 

A post shared by gus kenworthy (@guskenworthy) on Jul 5, 2017 at 5:28pm PDT

Form and content! 8.5 out of 10.

2. Silver Medal 

 

A post shared by gus kenworthy (@guskenworthy) on Jul 5, 2017 at 8:40am PDT

This is where the lust turns to love. 9 out of 10! 

1. The Gold Medal 

 

A post shared by gus kenworthy (@guskenworthy) on Jul 7, 2017 at 11:35am PDT

10 out of 10 cheeks. Slay the mountain down!

BONUS TREAT! Behind-the-Scenes footage of the making of ESPN Magazine's Body Issue! (Gus makes an appearance around the 0:14 mark.)