We thought we couldn't love Ellen Page any more, and then this happened. Sure, the news world has probably thousands of things that are at least slightly more important going on today, but sometimes we need to step back from what's important and watch our favorite Canadian film star rename dozens of doggies. It all started with a simple tweet:

I love renaming my friends dogs like a total jerk.

— Ellen Page (@EllenPage) April 22, 2014

And then escalated into an adorable frenzy of submissions from across the land. Here are some of our favorites:

“@elideep: @EllenPage what about this guy?? pic.twitter.com/FsUY02IAYT” Helen hunt

— Ellen Page (@EllenPage) April 22, 2014

“@RodrigoJuarez_: @EllenPage how about mine? pic.twitter.com/0ha3WH6Peb” teacup

— Ellen Page (@EllenPage)

April 22, 2014

“@WiickedPizza: her name is already Penny Lane but I would be honored if you gave my pup a nickname☺️ pic.twitter.com/veCAUfqb4u” pizza

— Ellen Page (@EllenPage) April 22, 2014

“@JadeHopkinson22: @EllenPage names????? pic.twitter.com/GMGPEi7NXG” Kurt and Russell

— Ellen Page (@EllenPage) April 22, 2014

“@_PaulinaSR_: @EllenPage rename mine? pic.twitter.com/Ek5YIPmgHN” carrots

— Ellen Page (@EllenPage) April 22, 2014

“@crazyangelie: @EllenPage how bout mine? pic.twitter.com/0yiVmMt6GF” Kubrick

— Ellen Page (@EllenPage) April 22, 2014

“@turnerebecca: @EllenPage rename my dog? :) pic.twitter.com/mxhdpTHsF7” Freddie prince junior

— Ellen Page (@EllenPage) April 22, 2014

“@harej: @EllenPage what should these dogs be named? pic.twitter.com/WfylRjPiuV” Craig, jimmy and Tilley

— Ellen Page (@EllenPage) April 22, 2014

“@FedericaDenaro1: @EllenPage Is it too late to rename my dog?? Anyway here is it! ;) #LoveMyDog pic.twitter.com/gFO0Tm13jH” Peter

— Ellen Page (@EllenPage) April 22, 2014

Bonus: a double gerbil renaming!

“@dudefrompluto: @EllenPage is it too late to rename my gerbils? pic.twitter.com/bAfgEtpPLI” jane and Tim

— Ellen Page (@EllenPage)

April 22, 2014

Anna Kendrick even stopped by to weigh in on furry fun:

@AnnaKendrick47 thanks so much. I feel like I've found my purpose.

— Ellen Page (@EllenPage) April 22, 2014

Sometimes it just takes something hilariously strange to brighten your day. Thanks, Ellen Page n' pups!