Donald Trump Invokes Penises to Describe Hillary Clinton's 2008 Presidential Run

I know we're all getting Trump Headline Fatigue. I know we, the media, should ignore him. But he just keeps saying this ridiculous stuff! He has writers and editors wrapped around his finger because the instant everyone starts paying attention to something else, he jumps around saying, "look at me!"

His latest absurdity involves remarks made about Hillary Clinton. Clinton was a little late coming back to the stage during the Democratic debate on Saturday night after a commercial break. Her campaign explained that she was using the restroom, which is a perfectly reasonable activity for a human person. Trump, it seems, has taken offense at the very notion that a woman would need to relieve herself.

"I know where she went, it's disgusting, I don't want to talk about it," Trump said. "No, it's too disgusting. Don't say it, it's disgusting, let's not talk, we want to be very, very straight up."

At the same campaign event, Trump also used a vulgar Yiddish word for male genitalia when describing her loss to Obama in the 2008 Democratic primary. It is difficult to ponder the mental gymnastics that go into declaring a bathroom break disgusting, while simultaneously describing a political defeat as getting "schlonged," but that's what he said. "She got schlonged." 

Unless, of course, you consider that most of Trump's statements since he declared his candidacy seem to have been uttered for the sole purpose of eliciting a strong reaction. Which then begs the question: at what point will the true motives behind his campaign be revealed?

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