As lesbian and bi girls, when we shop with our ladies it's anything but ordinary. We are each other's true mirrors and only want each other to look their best. Who cares if our best always starts and ends with flannel?

10. Exhaustion kicks in and you stop for a mid-day food break.

9. Since this is your one big clothes shopping trip of the year, you spend ALL of the money.

8. Avoid the makeup counter like the plague. Nobody needs a "Cirque du Face" style makeover. 

7. Laugh at the lingerie section. I mean seriously who wears those contraptions?!

6. Make fun of the ridiculous prices for clothes covering absolutely nothing.

5. You end up in the men's section - who doesn't love a menswear inspired look?

4. Dressing room make out session...we all need a break from the stress of trying on!

3. Most of your purchases end up in some form of plaid.

2. You inevitably fight over who can buy what. You can't both buy all the button downs in all the colors. 

1. You walk out of the mall feeling like you can conquer the world.