Tomboy Fashion: 5 Tees You Can't Take Home to Mother

Hey Tomboys!

I'll never forget living in Miami, Florida. A preacher's kid, I lived next door to a set of parents that were cruel as heck to their kids. One day my little friend Amanda ran over in tears, her mother had washed her mouth out with soap for saying a "naughty word." FYI: she said "butt." My dad gave her a glass of Pepsi to help wash the soap down.

"What is this fuckery?" I thought, "butt?!" promptly realizing I was in K-4 and that my vocabulary was advanced for my age.

Not much has changed. I still believe I am advanced for my age. So when I came across this Yahoo question,  "Is it illegal to wear T-Shirts that have curse words in public?" with the Best Answer as, "No, but it is in very bad taste," I reckoned the only right thing to do would be to buck the status quo and present you with my favorite tee's currently out there that are in "very bad taste."

So tomboys, dust off your knees, grab a tee, make a statement. Lianna Carrera presents, Pepsi in T-shirt form, er - something like that.

In All Things Tomboy,
Lianna

www.liannacarrera.com

1. JAC VANEK HOLY SHIT I LOVE YOU TEE

2. POLITE AS FUCK BUY ME BRUNCH TEE

3. I LOVE BAD WITCHES THATS MY FUCKIN PROBLEM AMBER IBARRACHE TEE

4. WILDFANG'S DAVID FUCKING BOWIE TEE

5. MEMPHIS AS FUCK TEE

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Lianna Carrera is a stand-up comedian and comedy writer living in Los Angeles, CA. This space is what happens when a comedian runs a fashion blog. Meet our newest Tomboy fashion blogger, here.