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11 Ways to Describe Shaun Ross' Prosthetic Peen

11 Ways to Describe Shaun Ross' Prosthetic Peen

11 Ways to Describe Shaun Ross' Prosthetic Peen
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So, here’s some, um, big news. Model Shaun Ross is featured in a new music video for Dust by BRÅVES. But the real kicker comes in the final moments of the video, where we meet Ross’ impressive member. Not just “big” impressive. “Third leg” impressive.

Sure, it’s a prosthetic, but it’s still a sight to see!

So how would we describe Ross’ trouser snake? Well, it’s kind of like:

1. A Pringles can

This is a can of Pringles.

 

2. A summer sausage

This is a summer sausage.

 

3. The space slug from Star Wars

This is the slug from 'Star Wars.'

 

4. An inflatable dancing man

This is an inflatable dancing man.

 

5. A pool noodle

This is a pool noodle.

 

6. An elephant's trunk

This is an elephant swinging its trunk.

 

7. The basilisk from Harry Potter

This is the basilisk from Harry Potter.

 

8. A magical baguette

This is a photo of a baguette.

 

9. The vacuum cleaner from Teletubbies

This is the vacuum from 'Teletubbies.'

 

10. The Play Doh factory set

This is a GIF of the Play Doh factory.

 

11. The list of Meryl Streep’s Oscar nominations

This is a funny GIF.

Check out the NSFW video on YouTube.

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Dustin Diehl

Dustin loves writing, reading, and movies, and is basically a cat lady. He's passionate about travel, but most of all, he's obsessed with a little space opera called Star Wars.

Dustin loves writing, reading, and movies, and is basically a cat lady. He's passionate about travel, but most of all, he's obsessed with a little space opera called Star Wars.