We're gearing up for the second weekend of the infamous Coachella Valley Music & Arts Festival, and while Weekend 1 was jam-packed with influencers and bops galore, there was one non music-related viral news story that had the entire internet talking: someone got a blowjob on Coachella's popular ferris wheel.
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Yup, a brave (and horny) AF couple had oral sex on a ferris wheel in broad daylight in front of what was probably a crowd of hundreds of thousands of people. Oh young love...
We try to keep PRIDE as judgement-free as possible, so instead of debating whether or not giving someone a blowjob in a public setting and having it recorded for the entire internet to see for the rest of history is a good idea or not, I just had a few quick logistical questions for the unknown couple:
Wasn't it uncomfortable?
The enclosed carts on Coachella's ferris wheel don't look that big at all, so I can't imagine giving head in one of them would be very comfortable for a full-grown adult having to get on their knees! Didn't y'all feel cramped up? My claustraphobia would have jumped out real quick!
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Wasn't it scary?
Those ferris wheel carts move back and forth, so depending on how um...intense of a BJ it was, the couple was probably having one wild, rocky ride. Combine that with being hundreds of feet in the air, and that makes for an crazy, and kinda-scary experience. Y'all weren't afraid of that?
Wasn't it dirty?
This is the hardcore germaphobe in me talking, but thousand and thousands of people and their dirty shoes and their grimy hands use Coachella's ferris wheel. Y'all weren't concerned about the cleanliness of doing such an intimate act in such a bacteria-ridden setting?? I would have needed to use bleach on all surfaces before even sitting down in one of those ferris wheel carts!
And speaking of which...
Did you clean up after yourselves??
I sure hope y'all did. It's just common courtesy for the next pair who plan on riding the ferris wheel!
What questions would you ask the daring souls who had oral sex on a ferris wheel at a crowded music festival? Let us know in the comments and on Twitter! And peep the lineup for Weekend 2 of Coachella here!
