'Vanderpump Rules' Star Jax Taylor Hypnotizes in Skimpy Bikini

The heartthrob of Bravo’s hit spin-off series Vanderpump Rules sports an itsty-bitsy, teeny-weeny, green leopard print bikini in slo-mo vid that may reveal just a little too much of the reality star.

You’re not sure whether to laugh or cry, be somewhat aroused or somewhat repulsed, but either way it’s entertaining! Check out Jax is all his glory below.