Twitter's New Feature Is Called a 'Fleet' (Yes, Like the Enema)

\u201cThat\u2019s fleet, like the enema. I guess that\u2019s on brand for them?\u201d

— InfoSecSherpa (Tracy Z. Maleeff) (@InfoSecSherpa (Tracy Z. Maleeff)) 1583352464

\u201cThe only people I will ever consider sending a fleet to are assholes, douches and my other enemas\u201d

— Glen Weldon (@Glen Weldon) 1583346219

\u201cFleet is also a brand of enema which is very On Brand for twitter.\u201d

— Brady (@Brady) 1583353674

\u201cdo they not realize Fleet is an enema omg \ud83d\udc80\u201d

— \ud83d\udc90 DANNY \ud83c\udf34 (@\ud83d\udc90 DANNY \ud83c\udf34) 1583344577

\u201ctwitter is introducing a new feature called enema laxatives where you can upload your sh*t thoughts and they disappear. i think that's so brave <3\u201d

— \u121d\u129e\u1275 (@\u121d\u129e\u1275) 1583354130

\u201c@greg_doucette Twitter is obviously positioning itself to be the enema of the people.\u201d

— T. Greg Doucette (@T. Greg Doucette) 1583344271

\u201cMe to a Twitter gay: \u201cSis, your fleet was MESSY last night!\u201d\n\nI. THINK. THE. FUCK. NOOOOOT. \ud83e\udd22\u201d

— Diet Black and 199 others (@Diet Black and 199 others) 1583345447

\u201cyes we know what fleets means. thanks - gay intern\u201d

— Twitter Comms (@Twitter Comms) 1583346765