Tomboys,
The scene carries out hundreds of times over every Friday and Saturday and Monday and Tuesday and Wednesday evening. "Baby will you put my stuff in your purse?" If you're lucky she's nice and has a big enough purse to squeeze in your wallet, keys, and cell phone. But what if she refuses? Have no fear, here's a list of viable alternatives that all tomboys should consider.
1. You could find (any) femme distracted on her cell phone and try to slip your stuff in there.
2. You could not carry anything at all and instead sit your ass down looking all smoldering like on this basketball court.
3. You could find a femme meditating on the ocean and see if she left her purse on the shore and put your stuff in there.
But Lianna, you say! Lianna! Give us real alternatives. Okay fine. The clothing line TomboyX does not sell “purses” but sells what they call “bags & packs” (the difference is largely the NAME, so don't get too excited) but you could find a rugged situation or something like it here. Nice!
BedStu Trapper Jane Bag$84.00
Or you could try this hands free “hip purse” alternative look that Aussie brand Happy Cow produces. I can kinda dig it. It comes dangerously close to a fanny-pack yet eschews it completely. Poke around on their site, let me know what you think.
BUT LASTLY, why would you? Look how cute femmes look carrying purses where we could store our stuff! Photo compliments of Cambridge Satchels.
Oh shit, wait a second. Those Cambridge neon satchels are kinda sexy? And they convert into a backpack?
Maybe a purse works for us after all?
NAHHH.
In All Things Tomboy,
Lianna Carrera
www.liannacarrera.com
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Lianna Carrera is a stand-up comedian and comedy writer living in Los Angeles, CA. This space is what happens when a comedian runs a fashion blog. Meet our newest Tomboy fashion blogger, here.
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